Dear Delores,

It makes me really uncomfortable when you watch me sleep. Especially when you sharpen your claws on my closet door. Would you mind considering resting in the living room now and again while I sleep, maybe just on the nights when I have a date spend the night?

Sincerely,
Kendra

P.S. I'm not sure if you are aware, my lover friends find it to be creepy when they wake up and you are hissing and licking their hair. Please stop doing that. I'm having a hard time getting second dates.