Dear Delores,

I am very disappointed in you for attacking my guest last week. He is a very nice person. And the way you continually stole his coat and made a nest out of it stopped being cute after the third day. Baby, when you have feelings for someone you should just tell them openly, rather than play these little games and lashing out at them. I feel like you don't have a healthy outlet for some of your stronger emotions. I fear that this is my fault, that we were not expressive enough when you were just a little kitten.

Sincerely,
Kendra