Dear Delores,

Recently it has become a sincere regret of mine to have ever have had you spayed. I blindly followed the rituals of a new cat parent and believe me, I regret it. Gone now, are the dreams of having a Hemingway-style mansion filled with decades worth of your glorious spawn. Forgive me for my mistake.

I have been considering artificial insemination. Please don't be upset with me darling. I myself, was a test tube baby. And look at me now, a healthy adult with only minor defects. I think we have a lot to talk about, but darling, we have time.

Sincerely,
Kendra